Help! My coworker thinks he smells great – he doesn’t!

Dear Tabby

First, full disclosure, my nose is pretty sensitive. Smells really get me going, good and bad, so keep that in mind…So I’ve been hanging with some cats from work lately and they’re all the coolest. Except Ralph. He’s nice enough from a distance, and we’ve actually shared some pretty funny text threads – his memes are so funny! He had that one with blue flamingos dancing on the casino table – it was hi-lar-ious! But Ralph up close? Ewww. He smells like a wet skunk. It’s the grossest. The worst part is – he thinks it smells great – “musky” is what he calls it…I think he has it specially formulated. Ugh. I don’t want to make Ralph feel bad, but I just can’t stand to be around him without having a hairball come up. But I still want to hang out with the clowder, so I’m trying to figure out how to cover up the stench – I’ve even taken to rubbing catnip oil on my nose before going out when I know Ralph will be there…i’m desperate!  Any advice for dealing with this stinky cat?

Signed,

No Odoriferous Scent Excuses […]

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